See, the thing is, when writing about adult sex toys and fairy tales; it’s probably a good idea to know a little bit about each of the subjects. I mean, adult toys are pretty self explanatory, and you’d think the fairy tales would be, but apparently, I dropped the ball on that one.  That’s absolutely my bad for not doing a little more research.

Ok, let’s wrap up this travesty.  I had no real way to link these to totally unrelated items (sex toys and fairy tales) and I guess I should apologize for it. You may, in fact, feel a little dumber for having read this article, and again, I apologize.  You want a story with vibrators and witches, and this is what you get.  I’m really going to try harder next time, I promise. Maybe.