Vibrating Sex Toys

I know what you’re thinking. There is no way this article about sex toys is going to get past the censors. I’m going to write one dildo joke too many, and this thing is going to go right in the trash. There is no way I can keep a girl’s fictional encounter with three different vibrators clean. I’m going to ignore the end of that sentence, but you go ahead and feel free to make your own joke.

So Miss Pyrite does the breaking and entering thing, and finds the three adult sex toys in the bedroom. Without worrying about the hygiene, let’s say she tries the first one out and finds it too small. The next sex toy is too big, but the last vibrator, well, it’s just right. So she drifts off to sleep afterwards, and for the sake of familiarity, let’s say the house belonged to  a bear family who comes home and finds Miss Pyrite fast asleep (with a satisfied smile). They chase her out, she runs home, end of story.

And you thought I couldn’t keep this adult toy article clean. Shame on you for having a dirty mind.

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