Vibrating Sex Toys

Ok, so there was this guy named Jeff, and he went around killing giant vibrators. Where Jeff was from, these gigantic adult sex toys had become a bit of a nuisance; such as slowing up the children’s path to school, or making the mail late. These ferocious vibrators would roam the countryside, searching for mischief to get into and giant size batteries.

Well, Jeff decided to tell the people of the town that he would kill all the monster sex toys that currently plagued them, and that he would do it for a thousand gold coins. The people agreed, so Jeff set off to capture and kill all the adult toys currently stalking the land. The best way he found to kill the vibrators was to short out their electrical systems with an electric charge.  He would then take the vibrators to a landfill where they could be properly disposed of without contaminating the environment. After several trips to the landfill, the monster vibrator threat that had plagued the small town was over, and Jeff was paid his thousand gold coins. Afterwards, he retired from big game vibrator hunting and started selling insurance near Wichita.

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