Rain Black and the Seven Vibrators
I’m not going to try and lie to you. I’m not real sure how this particular fairy tale is supposed to go; let alone trying to work in a sex toy theme. I think at some point someone’s supposed to eat an apple, and it’s supposed to be poison. Maybe it could be a poison dildo instead…
See, the thing is, when writing about adult sex toys and fairy tales; it’s probably a good idea to know a little bit about each of the subjects. I mean, adult toys are pretty self explanatory, and you’d think the fairy tales would be, but apparently, I dropped the ball on that one. That’s absolutely my bad for not doing a little more research.
Ok, let’s wrap up this travesty. I had no real way to link these to totally unrelated items (sex toys and fairy tales) and I guess I should apologize for it. You may, in fact, feel a little dumber for having read this article, and again, I apologize. You want a story with vibrators and witches, and this is what you get. I’m really going to try harder next time, I promise. Maybe.
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