Vibrating Sex Toys

Ok, let’s see how I can spin this one. There once was a hero named Pigeon Hood, and his thing was stealing adult sex toys from the rich and giving them to the poor. Pigeon’s philosophy was if he could steal one diamond studded dildo and feed a hundred people, then that sex toy’s existence was the very proof he should steal.

Pigeon Hood stole them all. From vibrators to inflatable talking sheep, he would pilfer all the sex toys he could find, and give them to the less fortunate to do with as they desire. If they wanted to pawn a dildo and eat for a while, or if they just wanted to enjoy the multitude of sex toys Pigeon Hood liberated from the rich, their desires weren’t left wanting. Just because they were poor did not mean they couldn’t also enjoy the adult contemporary style of a vibrating penis massager which would also play MP3’s.

One day Pigeon Hood got caught for stealing these adult toys, and was challenged to a duel by the sheriff of the land. It was dildos at dawn, and by the foreskin of his weapon, Hood emerged victorious.

This entry was posted on May 28, 2009 at 11:50 am and is filed under Sex Toys Stories. You can subscribe via RSS 2.0 feed to this post's comments. You can comment below, or link to this permanent URL from your own site.