Vibrating Sex Toys

Once upon a time, in a land far away (they were cut off from the internet) there was a small town of nothing but women. These women craved adult sex toys, and went to the very limits of their imaginations to build themselves one. One woman tried to fashion a vibrator out of an old electric mixer, which worked for awhile until she also tried to whip cake batter. Another woman constructed a dildo made entirely out of silly putty, until she had to break it back down for the children’s’ art classes.

So a young boy thought it would be funny if he made up the fact that he found a whole box of adult toys. He told the entire town that he had discovered a magical treasure chest full of adult sex toys; all they had to do was come and see. They did, and when they found nothing he laughed at them, making them all feel rather foolish and sexually unfulfilled.

Long story short, one day a monster dildo did come by, and the boy shouted, but nobody came. Sadly, the boy was bludgeoned to death and the dildo remains free today.

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