Vibrating Sex Toys

No, this adult toy article will not be about vibrators building houses out of straw or brick. Nor will it feature a wolf blowing anything (and yes, I mean anything) down.  This sex toy adventure will instead be about three little vibrators, and how each one wanted to grow up to be a big vibrator. (Except secretly, the second little vibrator also wanted to be a rock star).

These adorable little adult toys only wish in life was to grow up big and strong like some of their less travel ready brethren. They too wanted to experience the thrills of being used to their fullest capacity; as well as being able to functionally use D batteries.  So one day, a magician waves his wand (which looks suspiciously like a dildo) and turns the three little vibrators into three giant vibrators.

Interestingly enough, the second vibrator also got his secret wish, and was transformed into a singing vibrator. His hits “Until My Batteries Die” and “Not in the Face!” rose steadily on the charts for eighty six consecutive weeks, before both topped out at number five earning our little hero a well deserved trip to drug rehabilitation.

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