Vibrating Sex Toys

Before I continue with the next adult toy article, I just wanted to point out something else I thought of. There’s no way “Little Red Riding Vibrator” would have passed as an applicable title to another article, but I did want to point out I thought of it. I’m pretty sure it would have been a compelling read; filled with intrigue and dildos, but alas, it shall never be.  A better mind than mine shall have to tackle that sex toy enriched fairy tale; I just can’t do it and keep it clean.

That’s the toughest thing about writing these adult toy articles. You may have some really good or really funny ideas, but you know there’s no way they (they being the editors and programmers) are going to put this on a website. At least, not the one they are getting paid to run.  So when writing about dildos, vibrators, and other assorted sex toys, it’s got to be completely inoffensive, and when you’re trying to also be funny, it’s doubly frustrating. I just wanted a record that I did think of other things I could have written about, but couldn’t because people have standards.

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