Vibrating Sex Toys

Let’s go ahead and be honest; you’re not going to find a whole lot of fairy tales that involves adult sex toys.  No one has probably tried to write the equivalent of Goldilocks using dildos as the antagonists. No one has tried. That is, until now.

My next series of articles concerning adult sex toys will be whole hearted attempts at levity using the foundation of fairy tales as my continuing theme. There may be vibrators in place of little pigs, or instead of seven dwarves you may find seven gigantic dildos. Any way I can use these sex toy references to make it entertaining (or because I’m required) I will find a way. I can only hope the original authors of the stories I may be minutely twisting to serve my own needs feel no need of reprisal or lawsuit; even better scenario, they have kicked the proverbial bucket.

So let us now begin this adventure of interjecting adult toys into the places of some our most cherished characters from our childhood memories. As I stated earlier, I can only hope you find this all entertaining, as I can only hope that it be profitable.

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