Vibrating Sex Toys

Yes, I know the title of this sex toy article sounds like a really bad porno movie.

You know, the original version of this story is almost as messed up as the one I will attempt to tell you here. In the original, there are drugs, violence, and general madness. In my version, I like to think there’s a girl (of legal age) who is just entering the fascinating world of adult entertainment and adult sex toys. Instead of following a talking rabbit into a hole, maybe she followed a talking dildo that was late for something. I really don’t know, as this whole story didn’t really make a lot of sense to me.

I think my version with the sex toy references would make more sense, if I chose to really write about it. I think I could make the story a lot less confusing, and a lot more entertaining. In my version there wouldn’t be a tea party, but a tea bagging party. I wish I could tell you more about this awesome  and exciting story involving sex toys that I will never write, but unfortunately, I have ran out of time and words.

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